Beatitudes

Beatitudes of the World/Satan

1. Blessed are the rich and famous, for they will be recognized as important people.
2. Blesses are the people who party, for they will enjoy life to the fullest.
3. Blessed are the aggressive, for they will inherit the earth.
4. Blessed are the people who do their own thing, for they will find personal fulfillment.
5. Blessed are those who take care of number one, for they don't need to worry about anyone else.
6. Blessed are the wheelers and dealers, fot they are winners in the dog-eat-dog world.
7. Blessed are those who do not get involved in other people's problems, for they will not get caught in the middle.
8. Blessed are those who don't rock the boat, for everyone will like them.


Jesus' Beatitudes
Matthew 5:3-11

1. Blessed are the poor in spirit, because the kingdom of Heaven is theirs.
2. Blessed are those who mourn, because they will be comforted.
3. Blessed are the gentle, because tehy will inherit the earth.
4. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, because they will be filled.
5. Blessed are the merciful, because they will be shown mercy.
6. Blessed are the pure in heart, because they will see God.
7. Blessed are the peacemakers, because they will be called sons of God.
8. Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness, because the kingdom of Heaven is theirs.
9. Blessed are you when they insult you and persecute you and falsely.